300
USD
Behold, the unicorn of Bitcoin merch! 🦄✨ With your generous $300 donation, you’ll snag a truly one-of-a-kind San Juan Bit Devs masterpiece, lovingly crafted from the most luxurious, organic materials.
This isn’t some off-the-shelf t-shirt or tote bag. Oh no. This is bespoke bitcoin couture. It’s the kind of merch that, when you wear it, people will stop mid-transaction, squint, and say, “Whoa, where did you get that?” (Good luck explaining—it’s one of one!)
This is a single run production only. That’s it. No duplicates, no knock-offs. That’s right—merch so rare and exclusive, even the whales will be envious. 🐋💎
Donate now and step up your wardrobe, because this merch will never be minted again. It’s proof-of-merch. 🧵🌟
